It was only a matter of time before someone decided to make a wearable that produces and stores energy via kinetic motion, but the last people we thought would be the ones to do it is PornHub.
Produced by the rather ambitious porn tube site, this unisex product is called The Wankband, and apparently has the novel ability to save on energy by generating “Dirty Power” which then can be used to charge other devices via a USB port. You can pretty much guess the kind of “motion” they’re referring to that lets the band generate all that power, thought it would make sense that a runner would be also able to generate the same sort of power on a jog.
We have no clue if they are actually being serious about this product because it just sounds too good to be true, but they’re apparently looking for beta testers right now. All you need to do is contact them with interest to test out the band, though you are going to need to get creative in accessing the site from our end.
Anyone want to lend them a hand?
Video and image after the break.
The video will explain how you can help save the earth, one Wankband at a time:
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